Sure, your classic string of lights looks perfect between your great pine's bows, and there's no doubting that the shining star still glows on the treetop after all these years. But isn't there a certain something missing between your mother's dangling snowflake set and the diamond-shaped "Hallelujah!" on your Christmas tree? Glad you asked. Ladies and gentlemen, we now present: The "Jersey Shore" ornament.
This year, there's no better way to honor the great nativity than featuring miniature plastic interpretations of Snooki, Pauly D and "The Situation" on your towering tree. Your hot cider will taste sweeter, the sounds of carolers will be even more mellifluous and arguments between family members in the dining room will seem significantly less heated by contrast. Look, they're even a little bit orange--just like the real thing!
Make sure to check out HSN.com or the MTV Shop for the fine print on how to secure the 2011 holiday season's most magical gift. The full set is currently sold out, but you can still get individual Snooki, Pauly and Sitch figurines. Booze-fueled fighting, sexual escapades--it really does feel like Christmas already.
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