Snooki and Jionni appear unified in early September.
Not since Snooki threw caution her thong to the wind and flashed her koo-kah at a club in Florence, Italy, have we even considered the possibility of her breaking up with Jionni. The two are inseparable, and most of her tweets involve her undying adoration/lust for the stocky juicehead gorilla. Which is why it comes as a complete surprise that the relationship is kaput, according to InTouchWeekly.com.
"Snooki broke up with him because she is looking better than ever and wants to date someone famous," the site's source explains. That doesn't really sound like the meatball we know and lurve, so hopefully there's no truth to the tabloid's report...unless said famous person is an up-and-coming Hollywood actor that goes by the name of Vinny Guadagnino. Then we might be OK with it.
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