A wise guido once said, "If you're not fist-pumping, you're taking up space," and we'd like to make an addendum to that sage observation by adding that if you're not fist-pumping, smushing a roommate or causing what is most likely unnecessary drama, then you're clearly not cut out for "Jersey Shore." (Also, we made that first part up, but it's a darn good statement if you ask us.)
While the batch of wide-eyed Jerseyans fled to Italy with the hopes of soaking up local culture, they definitely brought a little bit of Seaside with them, in the form of fighting and tears. There was a lot of s**t that went down, so let's relive the five most dramatic moments, because after all, isn't that why we tune in every #Jerzday?
"Gym, Tan, Who's The Rat"
Aside from the sheer fact that this scheme was next to impossible to understand, all "The Situation" really achieved by implementing it was a house full of chaos. Yeah, he was tired of his roommates gossiping about him, but by creating a phony scenario and roping in the elusive Unit, he only made things worse.
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JWOWW Calls Out Snooki
Jenni called Snooks out for sort of smushing Vinny just hours after breaking up with Jionni, but her hefty dose of tough love proved to be too much for Snooki to swallow. The two fought, and what should have been a fruitful day of wine tasting turned into a total disaster.
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Sitch And Ronnie's Brawl
This may be more commonly referred to as 'Sitch And The Concrete Wall's Brawl.' (Heyo!) While the fight was a long time in the making, Mike ended up knocking himself out before Ron could sink his teeth in. The end result was still ghastly, as Mike left on a stretcher headed to the hospital. He returned home in a neck brace.
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Deena's Pseudo-Lesbianism Experience(s)
Technically, Deena made out with TWO girls this season, but the one that really stood out was the Meatball Mashup heard 'round the world. Her tongue-ingesting hookup extravaganza with Snooki was wildly impressive, not to mention, never-ending. We still don't really know what went down between the sheets.
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Snooki's Car Crash
The second we heard that our little pint-sized princess was one of the only castie's that knew how to drive a stick shift, we knew we were in trouble. And we were right. Following a healthy GTL sesh, Snooks accidentally rammed her Fiat into the back of a cop car. Luckily, her brush with the law didn't last long and the roomies quickly rescued her from the old rickety cell.
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