The "Jersey Shore" boys may have their three-pump chump moments, but they're experts at foreplay--at least, when it comes to fighting. We've truly never seen so much s***-talking and posturing before a single punch is even thrown! And the same goes for the girls, as you'll see in this extended sneak peek of Thursday night's new episode, where Team Meatball comes thisclose to getting beheaded by limoncello-glazed ice cubes mere minutes after "The Situation" attempts to fend off a crowd of unruly clubgoers chanting indecipherable insults in his direction. Instead of unleashing his martial arts prowess on the haters, Mike threatens--in both English and Italiano--to eat them. Perhaps with some fava beans and a nice Chianti? (It's not a memorable post until you've thrown in a "Silence of the Lambs" reference.)
Luckily, there is no concrete wall within reach.
Check out this video clip of the next episode's entire third act to see the drama escalate, as Mike continues to push his housemates' buttons and the meatballs fight off a hangover with an early morning street walk.
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