Vinny‘s got his own story as to why he became tonight’s “Jersey Shore” three-pump chump–apparently Snooki piled on the pressure!–but when we last spoke with his meatball-in-crime, she blamed her seconds-long sex with Vin on the fact that they’re just pals. “When we try and hook up, we’re so close as friends, it’s like, weird,” she told us. “Because you know when you’re hooking up with your friend and you’re thinking about it? And it’s just like ‘Ugh, it’s not working.’ The girl needs to…and the guy needs to be [explanatory hand gesture], and it just wasn’t working.”
Got it? good. We’d rather not have to transcribe that ever again.
In this interview clip, hear Snooks elaborate (yes, there’s actually more) about what went wrong with Vinny’s shlong. She also addresses why she crept into her former smush buddy’s bed in the first place (Jionni, you should probably hear this). Check it out:
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