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Ronnie and Sammi got a rude awakening during tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore" when they had the displeasure of witnessing another couple's PDAHI (Public Display of Hatred and Intoxication), and thus, experiencing its soul-sucking effects on all those in range. Boy did they feel shmucky. In fact, when Kenny Santucci asked the infamous Bedroom Destroyer in our latest "Jersey Shore Hook-up" how it felt to be on the other side of the relationship drama (direct quote: "Now do you really feel like an ass, like you should?"), all Ron could muster was a robotic nod and long-drawn-out expletive.

So now that we've all seen the kind of damage that SamRon and Snionni (Snooki+Jionni=Snionni) are capable of wreaking, we want to hear how you think the two couples' psycho-fighting stack up. Take the poll and then watch this clip from the "Hook-up," where Vinny offers up his own comparison, commenting that while Snionni's showdown was a onetime thing, easily avoidable by stepping out of the house for a gelato nightcap, "Ronnie and Sammi's s*** was always in your face...It always found it's way into your life somehow." A valid point, yet it's highly likely the customers in the gelato place could hear the high-pitched sobbing that Snooks unleashed--without pause--well into the morning.

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It can be tough to gauge which of Snooki's inappropriate (yet wildly entertaining) antics will set off Jionni--he went unbothered by her Meatball Mashup in Riccione, yet prior to that snapped at her for belching over the phone. On tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore," however, there was no question about how he'd respond to seeing his girlfriend flash her koo-kah to the beat of a club remix. It was obvious he'd go postal, and indeed, he did so with great gumption.

After dodging Friar Ron's attempt at imparting wisdom (Lord knows the guy's got some experience with this sort of relationship drama) and taking a self-guided tour throughout the streets of Florence, Jionni returned to the cast palace, where he exacted his revenge using the sword of silence and abandonment--the words "I'm done, Sam Nicole!" were never actually uttered (or were they? you couldn't hear much over Snooki's wailing) as he recklessly packed his Affliction tees and fled the scene--though we imagine next week's episode will conjure many an ultimatum from his pouty gorilla lips.

Unfortunately, panic is bound to set in for Snooks once the morning light, not to mention the stink of Parliament Lights and regret, hit her Soco-soaked brains, and we're not sure she'll be capable of having a rational conversation with him.

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It wasn't just the viewers that noticed Jionni had all the beef of a veggie burger with "The Situation" on tonight's "Jersey Shore." The experts (half of Mike's housemates) have weighed in, and it seems a case of complete paranoia was to blame for Sitch's sureness that Snooki's boyfriend was out to get him.

Mike's odd behavior commenced the moment Jionni arrived in Florence, Vinny says in the below clip from our latest "Jersey Shore Hook-up." After practicing a high kick or two, he repeatedly misinterpreted Jionni's friendly behavior as passive-aggressive mind games. You know, like when Mike convinced himself it was implicit warfare because Jionni kindly offered to share his food. Ronnie says Mike's "Sensei Situation" alter ego had been popping up since the kind-of-but-not-really fight between the two, and unfortunately, Jionni was forced bear the brunt of it.

Check out the video, in which Ron, Vinny Deena and JWOWW give some insider info on Mike's one-sided tension with Jionni, right after Jenni describes her devastation over Roger's canceled vacation and Vin admits his indifference toward the whole Snionni debacle.

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The gorilla behind the disapproving long-distance phone calls finally showed his face on tonight's episode, but before Jionni touched down in Florence, Snooki and her "Jersey Shore" cohorts accomplished a lot! Not only did Team Meatball avoid getting deported after colliding with a police car, the girls were also successful at helping Jenni drown her sorrows over Roger's unbudging work schedule with a vineyard's worth of Chianti.

Snooks was understandably anxious as the seconds until her boyfriend came to town quickly ticked away (so much so that she was unable to lay down a habitual No. 2, she confessed to Deena). As Pauly pointed out, there was a whole lot the couple had to discuss. The last time Snooki brought up Mike's claim that she and "The Situation" had hooked up, Jionni didn't take it too well; plus, he'd only heard the bare-bones version of the Meatball Mashup. When the doorbell finally rang, though, and Nicole managed to put down her glass of nerve-calming wine, she and her juicehead celebrated the heartwarming moment with a hug, a tear or two and an immediate trip to the Smush Room.

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Mike "The Miz" shoots daggers at the "Be A Star" SummerSlam kickoff in August.

Earlier this year, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin sat comfortably at No. 1 on Pro Wrestling Illustrated's 2011 ranking of all professional wrestlers. Now, he'll have to watch from the bleachers as Nos. 2 through 500 compete without him. The former "Challenge" extraordinaire has been FIRED from the WWE! Let's be honest, this arc might feature a vengeful clawing back into the league as early as next week (it is the WWE, after all), but still!

Mizanin was dramatically let go by WWE COO Triple H earlier this week after some pretty insolent behavior in the ring (see: roughing up a referee and beating up the boss man himself). While Triple H originally had an apologetic Miz convinced he was forgiven for his transgressions, he later released Mike in true humiliating fashion: in his Ohio hometown, and in front of his most tried-and-true fans. Not cool, guy. Not cool.

Check out The Miz's lowest low since getting voted off of "Battle of the Sexes 2." Think it's for real? Either way, it's kinda nice nice to see the ponytailed head honcho get a retaliatory roughing up.

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Earlier in the week we introduced you to the female cast of "Real World: San Diego," and we can't imagine the lineup disappointed. Today we're bringing you the details on the other half of the house--the fellas--and counting on y'all to share your uncensored (well, to a certain degree) opinions. Have a go at it:

Frank: It's often the ones that are listed as being attracted to both "chicks and dudes" that have the best time in the "Real World" house, and that's what we're expecting from this New York native. Raised upstate and educated at Middlebury College, the superstar athlete is overflowing with raw emotion, which means--let's all say it together--DRAMA! If you're still not convinced he's going to bring some action to the table, just read this quote from his MTV.com bio: "Frank believes that a night without blacking out is not enough fun."

Nate
Don't let the baby blue eyes fool you...cuz Nate's already wooed 50-plus women (and counting!) to his bed. Well, according to him. This former frat boy may have moved off campus, but he has yet to say goodbye to his college ways--he still parties like it's his job. Still, Nate's not a one-dimensional dude; he's very focused. Not only did he receive a degree in nuclear engineering, but he's also involved in suicide prevention campaigns. So which side of Nate will we meet first? The "womanizer" or the brainy do-gooder? Our money's on the former.

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"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays at 10/9c, but you don't have to wait till then to check out the raw footage. Throughout the week, we'll be sifting through the Jersey Shore Dailies to make sure you're getting your fill of the crew in Florence. Check out the latest featured clip below.

When breathy giggles flood the "Jersey Shore" gang's Riccione hotel room, that can mean only one thing: Ronnie has been pranked.

He's not sure how, or who's responsible, but in this "Shore" Daily, the bulky dude from the Bronx is searching his luggage for a sock, or a condom, when he stumbles upon a renegade bowl of fruit. Vinny's still passed out, Pauly pleads innocence and we can't imagine any of the girls had the gall to rifle through the big guy's belongings. Sounds like a cut-and-dry "Situation."

Check out the clip below for some apple-and-pear effrontery, or, at the very least, a good 10-15 seconds of Ron's signature guffaw. Unless those are already fermented, they're hardly going to help prepare for a night at the club, and Pauly is waiting.

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If there's one word to describe Sadie, it's relentless. That girl will not, under any condition, let Jenna Hamilton be happy--even for a second. During the most recent episode of "Awkward," she even manipulated her best friend into demanding that Jake call J-Town a "skitch" as part of his repentance (that, of course, backfired cuz he's still in lurve with her).

Check out this sneak peek of Tuesday's season finale (sadface), where Jenna's forced to meet with Valerie to discuss her emotional progress. Following their appointment, Sadie jumps into the office and manages to weasel Jenna's personal file off of Val's desk. She may not have succeeded in coercing Jake to ruin Jenna's life, but that doesn't mean she can't keep trying on her own.

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Forget about the glorious fist-pumps and ankle-grabbing Jersey Turnpikes, the "Jersey Shore" cast has obviously been staying up past their bedtime (whatever that is) to churn out some new acrobatic dance moves, and, well, we're impressed. It's hard to pick a favorite, so we narrowed down their fresh steps to a fave five:

The Panty Dropper: Deena literally shook it so hard that her dainty little underthings came undone. This move requires a lot of endurance, so it's definitely only meant for certain venues, like nude beaches (or private homes).

The Bull And The Bush: Snooki got a little too excited with her toros and ended her dance by spilling into some shrubbery. If this not-so-fancy footwork becomes popular, there will be a lot of sore rumps and ugly landscaping to deal with.

The Twin Spin: Now this groove requires some special props, so it's up to you to get two blonde twins in hand. Once you do, you'll dominate the dance floor...unless Deena snags one of your partners. Then you're really gonna have to step up the charm.

The Extended Fist-Pump: The basic FPs don't cut it anymore, just ask Pauly Joey D. If you really want to get your guido groove on, you need to finish your ordinary hand-to-the-sky motion with a push-up and some ChapStick. FPC! Yeeeeah Buddy!

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It started with a common obsession of gorilla juiceheads, finger food and the color tan, but after almost four "Jersey Shore" seasons of sharing good times, bad times and a nonworking toilet, JWOWW and Snooki have formed an unbreakable bond. And though we've never seen them shout at each other for something more serious than borrowing a set of eyelashes without permission, it's a given that all best friends eventually have it out at some point.

The time is now, y'all.

In this new sneak peek of Thursday night's episode, we'll finally get to see what happens when a meatball and praying mantis collide. It appears as if Snooki's had a bit too much to drink, and thus, scared her humiliated visitor, Jionni, straight down the back alleyway of a nightclub. As Jenni rips her bestie a new one for acting like an "a**hole," Snooks lets out a battle cry that would force a flock of seagulls into crash landing.

We'll let you decide whether or not "a**hole" is accurate terminology, but there's one person who strongly--and quite vocally--objects to such phrasing. It's the midget with the mascara-smudged cheeks who's demanding to "lay with" her man as she struggles (unsuccessfully) to balance herself on the stiletto-unfriendly streets of Florence.

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