Thanks to a lot of liquor, a misplaced koo-kah and some vicious cobblestone streets, things got real serious last week on "Jersey Shore." But out of all the drama that went down, Jionni peaced out of the house before we could ever see a brawl materialize between him and Mike. A pity, considering Sitch spent the entire hour prepping for it.
Even though Jionni never got the chance to meet The Situation's karate kicks face to foot, we still wonder which guy would've dominated a fight. Mike seemed pretty certain that his "Kung Fu Panda" skills would go the distance, but then again, Jionni's muscles look like they've been working overtime at the gym. Plus, after watching him angrily stomp through the streets of Florence, we know that Snooki's maybe-ex has some impressive endurance.
+ Who do you think would've reigned supreme in this Shore Showdown? Mike with his master moves, or Jionni with his bulging biceps? Take the poll and sound off!
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