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So far during this season of "Jersey Shore," we've witnessed a "lesbionic" robbery with dire repercussions (did #PoorDeena really deserve the a-hole treatment from Vinny and Pauly? 85 percent of you thought not!), some ape-like posturing followed by a sprinkling of furniture tossing (what is it with Ronnie and his hatred of bed frames?) and a hospital stay at the hands of a 600-year-old concrete wall. It's been a whirlwind vacay in Florence, and we're only midway-ish into it!

If we were to tell you that the best is yet to come, would you believe us? Nah, you'd probably just think we were hyping up future storylines to get you to keep watching (you guys can be so jaded sometimes!). But really, when have we at Remote Control ever not meant what we said or said what we meant? We dare you to name an instance. And anywho, when have we not actually shown you the proof?

This time's no different. In this new trailer, behold the future of "Jersey Shore" Season 4, featuring some salty Snooki tears, a skivvies-less Deena and lots of shattered shot glasses.

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Every Friday we thumb through your comments from the most-talked-about post of the week and highlight each side of the argument. Check out the latest That's What You Said below and make sure to share your own opinion!

This week, one of the more comment-provoking stories on Remote Control focused on Farrah's desire to break away from her parents' constant babying and move across the country. A lot of fans felt very passionately about her decision, as well as how she handled telling her parents--here's a sprinkling of what was posted on Remote Control and the "Teen Mom" Facebook page:

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"Farrah needs to realize that if she doesn't stop speaking with that nasty attitude, rolling her eyes and basically stopping her feet like a child, she is going to have a daughter who sees nothing wrong with it when she is older." -- Linda

"If Farrah wants to be trusted, she needs to treat her parents with respect instead of acting like a teenager. Open up to her parents, discuss how she's going to make the transition with Sophia. Listen to what her parents have to say without jumping down their throats." -- Brandy Barnett

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While most "Rivals" viewers were trying to block out the gnarly sights and sounds of Wednesday's season ender, the final six competitors took to Twitter to share how their marathon mountain-climbing challenge went down.

Evidently, Tyler is still battling some demons as a result of hearing Mike blow chunks without interruption, runner-up Wes is blaming Kenny, who carried his ass up a mountain, for their collective loss (there's no "I" in "Team," Wes!) and Cara Maria shared an interesting tidbit about what happened after the cameras stopped rolling.

Check out the various Challengers' tweets below:

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Kristin Cavallari shines at the May premiere of "Something Borrowed."

While we're still waiting to hear the official word on whether Kristin Cavallari will join the 13th season of "Dancing With The Stars," there's no need to speculate about her love of this country. Girl is a PATRIOT.

K-Cav showed her red, white and blue spirit last night when she formally accepted (at least as far as Twitter is concerned) an invitation to join a deployed United States soldier at his upcoming military ball. Jonathan Burkett of San Diego, California, plead his case via tweet, to which K-Cav replied, "I'd love to!" Three words, but so much more.

You're a lucky guy, JB! Make sure to mind your Ps and Qs before the party on Nov. 17--and remember, her last beau was a Bear. No pressure...

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On the most recent episode of "Awkward," things got really uncomfortable when Mrs. Hot Mama Hamilton realized the Knick-Knackers were just a bunch of tag-teaming mean girls. Luckily, she and Jenna hightailed it out of the snooty shindig before they could get brainwashed, but now their mother-daughter social calendar is a little too wide open. Since we want these two to have bonding time, we came up with some sample societies they can create on their own.

Tits 4 Teens: We all know Mrs. Hamilton's take on the link between breast size and success: The bigger the cup the brighter your future. Now, she and Jenna can take that mantra and act on it with a group dedicated to helping underdeveloped teens reach their full potential bra size. (Something tells us Jenna may not be totally on board with this one.)

Make Moms Cool Again: Jenna's mom always seems to be on a mission to let everyone know that just because she gave birth doesn't mean she stopped acting like a kid. MMCA could be an ideal vehicle for Mrs. Hamilton to teach new moms about flirting, drinking, getting high and dressing sexy. And Jenna's role would be to help children cope with having a mom who acts like a teenager.

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Though Deena eventually managed to put a smile on her little blast-in-a-glass face during last night's "Jersey Shore," there were a few moments in which not even the likes of Pierre the Puppet could have extracted her from the darkness. After Vinny and Pauly threw the normally chipper lady's bed into the living room, we could see the tears start to well, and all we could think was poor, poor Deena.

Apparently, so did a sizable chunk of social media users (including one of the perps, himself), who cried out in contention with the J-Shore trend of the night, "Poor Deena." Not quite as uplifting as the likes of #ShesTooYoungForYouBro, but sincere all the same.

Aww, Deen--worry not; you've got plenty of #TeamMeatballs firmly planted by your side, and here is what some of them had to say:

"Poor Deena! Vinny & Pauly D are too much sometimes. At the end of the day, Deena bagged shorty first! So why does she have to apologize?!" -- GEEiiAM

"Aww my poor bb Deena :( I know what anxiety attacks are like and they are not the business." -- MissPJG

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It's hard to believe that in between working out with Italian gym rat Luigi and flaunting her newly svelte figure in Las Vegas, New York Times best-selling novelist Snooki found time to sit down and pen a second book. But she did.

Earlier today, she leaked the cover for her autobiographical how-to, "Confessions of a Guidette," which offers a looking-glass perspective on who Nicole Polizzi was before "Jersey Shore" fame struck, as well tips for being just like her. “It's pretty much just like a how-to book on how to be a guidette, what I think about guys and funny stuff like what's my poof thinking,” she told E! Online.

+ Are you interested in reading more of Snooks' prose? Take the poll and let us know!

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With moving back home to Chattanooga and dropping out of her college classes, Maci has undergone some big changes this season, and during the most recent episode of "Teen Mom," she even started to experience "empty nest syndrome." Viewers were very surprised when she shared her desire to have a second child with Kyle, and so was he. He immediately nixed the idea (and as we learned during the "Teen Mom After Show," she has too).

Maci seems to be longing for something in her life to change, but she can't quite put her finger on what. In this sneak peek of Tuesday's all-new episode, she goes to see her mom for advice. They talk about the possibility of her returning to school, but she's worried that any change in her schedule could result in upsetting Ryan, and that's the last thing she wants to deal with right now.

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The "Jersey Shore" audience realized it about 200 "I'm done!"s ago, but self-awareness has never been Sammi and Ronnie's strongsuit so it's taken a bit longer--four seasons of really high highs and low lows, to be exact--for them to finally put together that alcohol isn't good for their relationship. The clincher: their migraine-inducing fight on tonight's episode.

We know...it was all going so well! The newly reunited love tsunami was actually having a fun, romantic time in Italy. Like a movie montage starring Drew Barrymore, they were holding hands, sharing the same cone of gelato and stealing kisses at every cobblestone turn, but as soon as everybody hit the club and threw down some shots, it was on. While Ronnie double-fisted the drinks and molested the dance floor, Sam scowled in a dark corner, blood boiling. It was all we could do not to shout at the TV screen, "Look away, girl! Your valuables can't take another beating!" before she inevitably trotted over to confront him for being neglectful.

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It's hard to say exactly when the animosity between Mike and Ronnie began on "Jersey Shore." Was it when Sam chose to be with Ron during Season 1? Or what about when Mike got overly involved (to put it mildly) with SamRon's relationship in Miami? We're not quite positive, but after seeing tonight's episode, in which Ronzilla lifted up a couch and came to blows with his housemate, it felt like a long time coming.

Oddly, in a recent Remote Control interview with "The Situation" (see below), he admitted to being relieved that Ronnie finally pulled the switch in Italy. "Jean Claude Van Sitch" (wow) said he thinks Ronnie was fed up with his position on the couch throne and wanted to knock him down a peg or two. Or in this case, into a bed frame and then onto the floor.

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