Our girl Paula finally got the gold. (Woot!) And now that she's presumably finished her victory laps and recovered from the gnarliest final challenge ever, it's time for her to decide what to do with all that cash money. She probably already went on a well-deserved spending spree, but we have some extra ideas on how the remaining Benjamins can be put to good use.
1. Donate To One Of Mike's Causes: Paula could show "Challenge" rookie Mike that she appreciated their spanking session by giving some of her prize money to the causes he passionately supports. He'll most likely repay her in reverse lap dances, which kind of makes this a win-win scenario.
2. Buy Laurel Anger Management Classes: Not that Paula is quiet and calm herself, but Laurel got real punchy when she verbally attacked our new champion. She hit Paula below the belt and didn't even apologize. Walnuts will forever have the upper hand if she's responsible for exposing Laurel's softer side.
3. Return To Key West: It was "Real World" that gave Paula a spot on "The Challenge" in the first place, so it's only right that she revisit the city that gave her a start. So long as she spends money at local businesses in Florida to stimulate the economy.
4. Purchase BFF Necklaces: Paula and Evelyn are so chummy now that it's hard to believe they were ever at each other's throats. To commemorate this new friendship and the riches it brought them, they should buy some matching bestie jewelry.
5. Get Wes A Nice Massage: We don't know what the heck kind of freak muscle spasm Wes' calf endured during the final challenge, but he probably still needs an intense deep tissue massage to work out all the kinks. Spas are not cheap, so he'll be forever indebted to Paula, which could lead to a nice spot in his Alliance in future games.
+ The number of kind things Paula could do with her money is endless, so how do you think she should be spreading the monetary love? Let us know in the comments!
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