So far during this season of "Jersey Shore," we've witnessed a "lesbionic" robbery with dire repercussions (did #PoorDeena really deserve the a-hole treatment from Vinny and Pauly? 85 percent of you thought not!), some ape-like posturing followed by a sprinkling of furniture tossing (what is it with Ronnie and his hatred of bed frames?) and a hospital stay at the hands of a 600-year-old concrete wall. It's been a whirlwind vacay in Florence, and we're only midway-ish into it!
If we were to tell you that the best is yet to come, would you believe us? Nah, you'd probably just think we were hyping up future storylines to get you to keep watching (you guys can be so jaded sometimes!). But really, when have we at Remote Control ever not meant what we said or said what we meant? We dare you to name an instance. And anywho, when have we not actually shown you the proof?
This time's no different. In this new trailer, behold the future of "Jersey Shore" Season 4, featuring some salty Snooki tears, a skivvies-less Deena and lots of shattered shot glasses.
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