On the most recent episode of "Awkward," things got really uncomfortable when Mrs. Hot Mama Hamilton realized the Knick-Knackers were just a bunch of tag-teaming mean girls. Luckily, she and Jenna hightailed it out of the snooty shindig before they could get brainwashed, but now their mother-daughter social calendar is a little too wide open. Since we want these two to have bonding time, we came up with some sample societies they can create on their own.
Tits 4 Teens: We all know Mrs. Hamilton's take on the link between breast size and success: The bigger the cup the brighter your future. Now, she and Jenna can take that mantra and act on it with a group dedicated to helping underdeveloped teens reach their full potential bra size. (Something tells us Jenna may not be totally on board with this one.)
Make Moms Cool Again: Jenna's mom always seems to be on a mission to let everyone know that just because she gave birth doesn't mean she stopped acting like a kid. MMCA could be an ideal vehicle for Mrs. Hamilton to teach new moms about flirting, drinking, getting high and dressing sexy. And Jenna's role would be to help children cope with having a mom who acts like a teenager.
Get Your Dream Guy Guild: Both Jenna and her mom have a pretty high success rate when it comes to reeling in the fellas (Mrs. Hamilton snagged her looker hubby by telling a rival girl that he was gay!). It's time they shared the love and helped other lovestruck ladies bag their Romeos.
+ Do you have suggestions for societies that Mrs. Hamilton and Jenna could create on their own? Let's put the bee-yotches of the Knick-Knackers behind us and get some brand spanking new philanthropy up in here!
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