Snooki, Conan O'Brien and Mike "The Situation" smile for separate cameras.
Could you see Jack McBrayer getting 10 kinds of crazy with JWOWW and Deena at Karma? How about John Lithgow slaying the beat with his fist before tanking a 4 a.m. sausage grinder on the rooftop deck? Folks, it's the cast that almost was, and Conan O'Brien has the footage to prove it.
On last night's "Conan," the funnyman's hair and the body beneath it gave their audience an exclusive peek at some "Jersey Shore" hopefuls that just missed the cut (and by a very narrow margin, we imagine). Shame--we bet Jesse Eisenberg had the potential to do some damage to the GTL regimen.
Take a look at the video below, and tell us if Seaside fares better or worse without these Hollywood juggernauts (including Mike, who evidently did not live up to producers' standards). Tough break, Sitch.
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