The "Jersey Shore" life in Italy seems pretty fantastic. They've got a beautiful house, unlimited access to a hot tub and fresh mozzarella everywhere they look. The only drawback we can think of us is their bunking situation. With no single-occupant rooms available, picking the right person to share a small enclosed space with is crucial; the wrong decision can mean months of unnecessary drama (just ask Mike, who had the unfortunate experience of sleeping next to Sammi and Ronnie last season).
While no roommate is perfect, there are some significant pros and cons to pairing (or tripling) up with each castie. Have a look at what we've come up with, then let us know who gets your seal of approval.
JWOWW
Pros: She can offer plenty of fashion, flirting and boob-enhancing tips, and she's also extremely loyal. Stay on her good side and she'll have your back anytime the others are mouthing off.
Cons: You'll need to be prepared for lots of Roger sleepovers, handcuffs and all.
Snooki
Pros: Silly, upbeat and always ready for an adventure, Snooki spells F-U-N. She's also a pretty sound sleeper, so you won't have to worry about waking her if you bring home a house guest.
Cons: Dealing with the constant lingering aroma of pickle juice and surprise visits from "The Situation" sound slightly obtrusive.
Deena
Pros: Definitely the most drama-free of the ladies, rooming with Deena could be a welcome break from having to deal with rest of the house's hijinks. Plus, she'll teach you the Jersey Turnpike dance.
Cons: You'll (literally) have to pick her up every time she falls. And that's, like, always.
Sammi
Pros: She's a sweetheart when she wants to be and isn't too big on rotating bed partners. And considering that Ronnie destroyed most of her belongings last year, she doesn't have that much stuff.
Cons: Unless you're still not sick of hearing the whole, "I'm done with you!" routine, you should pass this one over, or buy some indestructible earplugs.
Pauly D
Pros: You get to listen to DJ Pauly D jams for free, and you'll never sleep the day away because he's his own alarm clock!
Cons: Living with his extensive sneaker collection and noisy grooming habits could grow to be annoying.
Vinny
Pros: Super cute, always chill and the only one that knows any Italian, Vin's calm temperament makes for a great living sitch.
Cons: There's always the off-chance that he'll contract another case of pink eye, and that shiz is mad contagious!
Ronnie
Pros: Single Ronnie is fun, and as the hulkiest member of the house, he offers the most physical protection. It's like sharing a room with a giggling bodyguard.
Cons: Boyfriend Ronnie is the opposite of fun. If you room with him, it'll be your responsibility to keep him from sneaking into Sam's room late at night.
The Situation
Pros: Mike's got a lot of ladies, which, if that's your thing, could result in a lot of leftovers for you!
Cons: Be prepared to host many of Mike's DTF conquests and don't be surprised if he accidentally offers them a pair of your sweatpants. Closets can be tough to navigate when you have smushing on the brain.
+ If you had to live with one of the "Jersey Shore" cast members, who would you bunk with? Take the poll and let us know!