Deena Nicole says one last goodbye to Seaside Heights the best way she knows how.
It came, it saw, it conquered. Now, like the torso it supports and the two legs that keep it grounded, Deena Nicole's ass must leave the Jersey Shore as summer's end approaches. We imagine a pair of sunglasses helped shield Deena's eyes from the likes of goodbye tears, but the better part of her could not be concealed for the occasion.
And, if we can be so bold, we'll say it had a good run.
We're not sure if a gust of wind, misguided tuck or the fact that the dress looks like it's probably actually a tank top is to blame, but the eighth cast member of the fifth season of "Jersey Shore" couldn't be tamed by the likes of fabric or public indecency laws.
Until next time, Deena's ass. May you have an equally eventful autumn in assless chaps or a poorly crocheted woolen shirt-for-dress.
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