While Mike managed a goodnight kiss from his crush Paula after a drink or two, things just wouldn't go the kid's way the morning after. As the bonus scene from Episode 6 of "Rivals" points out below, even a quick cuddle session in one of the Challenge's famed bunk beds was more than a sober Paula would consider.
So what to do when a girl won't give it up and climbs into bed with Jenn instead? Replace her with a blow-up doll that doesn't bear a single trace of her likeness! Mike, you little devil.
Take a look at our brainy Vegas alum and his synthetic sweetheart snuggling under the covers, sharing secrets over pancakes and taking a couple's dip into the pool as Paula looks on. Do we smell a little jealousy from the one who declared "I've gotta make you want the milk--you don't get the cow for free."? At the very least, Paula's probably itching to dye her hair back blonde.