Get a few final glimpses of your fiancée in a two-piece, Jay Cutler, because there are only but muumuus to come. Many, many muumuus.
The wedding registry of former "Hills" frontwoman Kristin Cavallari and her Chicago Bears QB beau has reportedly surfaced, and it ain't pretty.
That's right--long gone are the days of bar fights and one-night stands with the locals of Costa Rica. Enter: mixing bowls, maple rolling pins and nonstick cake pans. Oh, and insulated cookie sheets. K-Cav, we hardly knew ye.
Still, there are glimmers of hope toward the bottom of the list. True to form, Kristin is keeping things interesting, according to "People," and will gladly accept KitchenAid sausage stuffers, or eight Granada shot glasses, should you have happened to score an invite to the big day.
As for us... We're still waiting by the mailbox. Kristin??
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