Citizens of Seaside Heights: Two sizable swatches of fabric have gone missing. Should you find the pink or black companions to the pair of these T-Shirts' upper-halves, please see the person above.
JWOWW was recently spotted at the Jersey Shore sporting a look that would incite a jealous rage from the likes of Clarissa, Kimmy Gibbler and the girls pictured below (anyone else think Jenni and Kelly Kapowski could pass for sisters?)
The busty bombshell rarely needs help turning heads, and we have a feeling these rather-blatant odes to the late '80s/early '90s midriff might not bring her any closer to privacy (not that we're complaining... because we're not). Add a ruffled scrunchie, 20 gummy bracelets and gold-plated anklet, and she'll be ready for a twilight bike ride with the gang from "Family Matters."
+ Let us know what you think about JWOWW's latest look. Is it about time we reverted back to shirt fractions, or is this a style that should never be resurrected? Either way, we have a feeling Seaside hasn't seen the last of the napkin-top (again... not complaining).
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