OK, so obviously Kristin Cavallari won't be inviting ole "Laguna Beach" rival Lauren Conrad to her upcoming nuptials, but we admit that we were a bit taken aback to hear from E! Online that she WILL be inviting former "Hills" costar (and über-nemesis) Audrina Patridge, as well as (less über of a nemesis but still a nemesis) Stephanie Pratt. Wow, it's almost as if those catfights between them weren't real....
One thing that was never fake for K-Cav was her relationship with Stephen Colletti--they're actually still great friends! So is her fiancé cool with inviting her first love to the wedding? Yep, he gets a VIP pass, presumably with a plus one (it's not like Stephen never moved on to other blonde beauties!).
Now for the really gossipy part (cause you know y'all were wonderin'). Kristin will NOT--we repeat, will NOT--be inviting Brody Jenner, Justin Bobby and Heidi Montag to the big event. In fact, it sounds like you couldn't pay her a boatload of money per episode to even be friends with them again.
Too bad--we were kinda hoping for a "Does anyone object to this union?" type moment at the chapel. But then again, what's the point if she's not inviting reality TV camera crews? For the record, there won't be any of those either. "Jay hates all that stuff," she told Ryan Seacrest, who of course pitched her a wedding special this morning. (No, nothing is sacred anymore, if that's what you were asking yourself. And that's why you watch cable.)
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