Wait. What? Justin Bobby’s Dating Holly Montag?

Oye dios mio! Apparently the incestuous nature of “Hills” hookups has a longer shelf life than the show itself–Us Weekly is reporting that Holly Montag and Justin Bobby are currently dating! The unlikely pairing has reportedly been together for a while, but the mag’s source claims that Justin’s still up to his ole bad-boy ways. “He’s reckless and will disappear in his house for days at a time. He’s not reliable.” (It’s not like we needed an insider to tell us that–JB’s been a flake ever since he burped his way through the alphabet while simultaneously breaking Audrina Patridge‘s heart. And let’s not forget the mind games he played with Kristin Cavallari!)

We wish these former reality hangers-on the best of luck–hey, maybe they have an actual chance of making it without all the cameras and producers stalking their every move–but a brief reminder for Holly: Remember when you said that true love doesn’t exist for “Hills” casties? We have to wonder if that sentiment still applies…