Former "Hills" fans are pretty familiar with Audrina Patridge's tatted-up sis, Casey, and the close relationship the two girls share, but now that 'Drina's got a self-titled reality TV show premiering on VH1 in April, we think it's time y'all get acquainted with the entire Patridge clan. Behold, from left to right, her three siblings: Sammy, Marky and (you guessed it) Casey:
The first thing we said to ourselves when we saw this picture of Marky? "Wait, Audrina has a brother? Then why is she so clueless about boys?" The second thought that randomly crossed our mind was that his name is missing a "Mark." (How is anyone supposed to say Marky without attaching Mark--and possibly a "and the Funky Bunch"--onto the end?)
Anywho, according to the series' website, Marky is a fun-loving 22-year-old with a passion for "dirt bike riding, chillin' on the beach, partying and babes." Sounds a little like the guys his sisters like to date...eww.
Next to Marky is Sammy, the youngest of the family and the last child to still live at home. Unlike Sammi from "Jersey Shore," she's not "the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" yet rather "a soft spoken and considerate young lady who's involved in many extracurricular activities at her school and is on track to graduate early." We love her already (Stay in school, kids!).
Casey you can easily spot by the strong resemblance to Audrina and her ink necklace, but there's some extra intel on the website that "The Hills" never brought to light. Apparently, girl's married (to a pro dirt bike aerialist--shocker!) and has two children. She's also training to be a pilot and starting a cosmetics line.
And let us not forget the parental unit, high school lovebirds Lynn and Mark (Now we want to add a "Marky" to the front!). You may recall Lynn's infamous Lauren Conrad tirade after 'Drina got dropped from "Dancing with the Stars"--expect to hear lots more of her unfiltered speech on "Audrina."
+ Tune into VH1 on Sunday, April 17 at 9/8c to pick your favorite Patridge family member!