Sixty-five percent of "Jersey Shore" fans got their wish when Sammi returned to Seaside at the end of tonight's episode. But her now ex-boyfriend Ronnie (aka The Bedroom Destroyer) looked as if he was gonna puke his protein shake as she glided through the door all "Hey, girl, hey, Single Sammi's in the house!" ('Course, you just knew Sammi's nonchalant 'tude was all an act and she was totally peeing herself the second she locked eyes with Ron.)
Sammi and Ronnie suck at the "just friends" thing almost as much as they suck at being a couple, but they should probably make an effort to stay platonic and cordial if they want to coexist peacefully (and if Sam wants to keep her newly repaired glasses intact). Yeah, yeah, we know: These two are bound to eventually bump uglies...but how long will it take before they bump heads and "Ronpocalypse: The Sequel" hits?
+ Check out a clip from this week's "Jersey Shore Hook-Up," where Sammi describes how nervous she was to come back to Seaside, then take our poll and predict how much relaxation time we all have before Ronnie and Sammi restart their tiresome make-up/break-up cycle.