Pauly D is a mayonnaise man for life, and he's warning all the women out there who prefer Miracle Whip (you know, that mysterious mayo alternative that sorta burns the back of your tongue?), to some Hellmann's that they have no chance of doing dating him without making a serious taste bud alteration.
The silliness is all part of a new reverse psychology-like campaign by MW to explain the importance of once and for all deciding between mayo and its own product, and sticking with it. (Side note: Haven't we seen this before with margarine and butter? Coke and Pepsi?)
Check out the ad below from Miracle Whip's YouTube page to watch Pauly rip on the tangy sandwich spread during a visit to his tailor and tell us if you share his disdain or are simply devastated to hear that your chances of marrying him are nil.