Holy hair spray! We didn't know Sammi had a "Single Sammi" bone in her! Up until tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore" she'd only shown us variations of "Smeared Mascara Sam," but give the girl a jersey-knit hoochie dress and push-up bra and she'll back that ass up on anyone! Once Snooki and Deena convinced her it was time to show Ronnie that she had a bad side to her, she let it all hang out--including the boobies.
+ Both "Single Ronnie" and "Single Sammi" are capable of doing some damage, and their same-sex entourages actually prefer when they behave that way, but who do you like better? Take the poll and pick an alter ego!