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We can all agree that watching the "Jersey Shore" is ridiculous fun, but opinions about the scandalous things that happen each episode tend to run the gamut, especially between genders. So that's why we started this here "XY vs. XX" column, where every week two fans of the show (one with boy junk and one with girl junk) will share their shameless take on the latest drams. Below, check out what they had to say about Episode 4.

XY Says: We thought Ronnie had it bad, but this week he thankfully passed the baton to Tom, who was forced to sit at home, untelevised, while JWOWW steadily replaced him with Roger. After a phone breakup (keepin' it classy!) she returned to their shared home to call the cops on him and pick up her yappy little mutts. (Apparently they'll now be making an appearance in Sleazeside Heights. Not the first dogs to have stepped foot inside that house, AMIRITE?)

Snooki, after last ep's run-in with the cops, decided that she'd cut down on the boozing and lead a life of semi-sobriety from here on in. Depressing news. However, the same cannot be said for fellow meatball Deena, who was in the club with MVP taking body shots and indulging in some minor-league bi-curiosity.

But that was merely an amuse-bouche for the juicehead "perfect man" main course Deena brought home, who was best described by New Jersey's resident poet laureate "The Situation": "He's Ronnie's stunt double." The likeness was uncanny! It then transpired that he's also got a girlfriend called Sam. If she's a bitch with nice legs, well, mind = BLOWN.

Pauly D suggested swapping Ron with Dean whenever the boys go creepin'. It's questionable whether anyone would actually notice that transition, and if I were Ron I'd watch my back. There's a new faux-hawk in N.J., and this one doesn't have his testes in a vice.

Paul (a.k.a. XY) studied at Birmingham and writes for Coedmagazine.com. Get your bro on.

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XX Says: I've always been partial to JWOWW, which is why this episode came as a much welcome relief from the constant droning of SamRon. It started off with Snooki picking up the pieces after eating sand and getting arrested. Jenni came to the rescue, twirling her extensions and wearing a neon "Free Snooki" tee. Luckily, Snookers was freed from her cell and JWOWW resumed ripping the head off Tom. Snooki resolved to quit drinking except for wine, reminding us that, "Any pinot's OK...pregnant people do it." So very true, girlfriend. And probably the only thing pregnancy has going for it.

Meanwhile, new girl Deena hooked up with Not Ronnie with his faux-hawk and idyllic teeth....and told him how perfect he is time and time and time again. Way to play hard to get, Meatball. Though I guess that little game went out the window when you wore your blue jean underwear out to the club and let random grenades/land mines do body shots off you in an attempt to fit in with the guys. I'm not so sure I buy this whole "M.V.P.D." thing. Frankly, I'm just surprised that Big Bird headpiece remained intact the whole time.

But watching Deena get her grind on with Ronnie's doppelgänger wasn't even the hardest thing to witness...that award went to the awkward double date with JWOWW's Roger That and his Irish guido friend Nick O'Shea.

Come on, Snooki! You only date Italians? Live a little! Irish guys drink and fight just as hard as Italians. Pay a visit to Boston and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Eventually, Jenni spilled the beans to Tom via duck phone about Roger, and Tom left her ass (and her 15 Chihuahuas in Long Island). Jenni and Snooki headed out to whatever Long Island neighborhood JWOWW and Tom resided in and rescued her teacup pups, discovering that Tom made off with not only JWOWW's prized (Fossil?) watch but her bed, hard drive and the entire contents of her Paypal account! What a douche! If a guy is so scummy as to rob you blind of your sleeping arrangements, then he deserves to be cheated on with an ex. Even if that never happened, wink wink.

Don't worry, JWOWW; I've got your back. Because you were faithful and honest, and you're right, you "DON'T DESERVE THIS!"

Melanie (a.k.a. XX) is a student at Northeastern University and writes for CollegeCandy.com, an online lifestyle magazine for college women. Check out the rest of her recaps here.

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I discovered juice cleanses about four years ago when I opened up the office refrigerator and found it stocked with lemons and pitchers full of watery concoctions. Later, I learned that half of the girls I worked with were on the Master Cleanse diet. Since all-liquid detox diets have become increasingly more popular, we decided to enlist Stacy Berman, a New York City-based certified nutritionist and founder of Stacy's Boot Camp, to share her opinion on whether or not they work as claimed.

For those not familiar, juice cleanses are strict all-liquid diet plans, which typically contain raw vegetables, fruit and water, that are believed to remove toxins from the body. There haven't been a lot of studies on them, so how they work depends on whom you ask. Many people praise them, but recently, Berman decided to try a very popular prepackaged juice cleanse and had a negative experience. "After about two days of the juice cleanse I felt so bad. I felt nauseous immediately after drinking the juice, had low energy, couldn't go to the bathroom and felt bloated. I also didn't lose any weight," she told us.

Cleanses are believed to remove impurities, and are built around the idea that your system isn't operating correctly. But juicing can actually rid your body of fiber, which you need in order to properly digest. "Fiber acts as a scrub for your insides and it also slows down the absorption of sugar," Berman explained. "By taking the fiber out, the natural sugar found in the fruit and vegetable juice rushes into the system, spiking the blood glucose level." Having this happen can often cause people to feel hungry and, conversely, they eat more.

So should you test out a juice cleanse for yourself? If it's something you're interested in, make sure to do your research. We also recommend consulting with a doctor or nutritionist first.

+ Ever tried a juice cleanse? Share your experience with us!

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Every Friday we thumb through your comments from the most talked about post of the week and highlight each side of the argument. Check out the latest That's What You Said below and make sure to share your own opinion!

This week, one of the more controversial stories on Remote Control focused on Kailyn and her romantic pursuits. During Tuesday's episode of "Teen Mom 2," she started dating a new guy named Jordan. Her friends convinced her that she should let Jo, her baby's father, know that she was seeing someone else by changing her relationship status on Facebook. It was a risky move, so we asked you guys whether or not she posted too soon. Here's what you had to say about the situation:

"I feel so bad for Kail. This is a very difficult situation. She has no support from anyone and the only people who are trying to help her want to do it on their terms." --princessBeth

"She really should have moved out before she started dating. Does she think she's going to live in their basement and they're going to be like, 'Here take my car and my money and go spend time with a boy that isn't my son?' I think she crossed the line with this one." --hebbiesloas

"I believe that Kailyn has every right to date whoever she wants and it's none of Jo's or his parents' business. His mother and father should have no say in who she talks to. They should be worried that their son is a jerk and treats the mother of his child like crap." --Danielle

All three viewers have different perspectives, but how do you feel? Is Kailyn acting entitled, or should she be able to date--and status update--how she chooses? Let's keep the conversation going!

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Last night's episode of "Jersey Shore" really emphasized the tight-knit nature of the Seaside family. Despite all of the fist-flying and drama that's gone down in the house, nothing was going to keep the gang from loading up the car to get Snooki out of jail. But even after posting bail, Snooks was in the dumps and had a hard time cheering up. JWOWW, who was going through a rough patch herself, saw how depressed her roomie was and took it upon herself to set her up with a hot Irish juicehead to change her mood (that'll do it every time).

+ There was so much love in the house this week, but which roommate really stepped it up? Take the poll and pick your fave!

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It's always fun to share surprising info about the "Jersey Shore" cast, and today we've got a special treat for y'all. Would you have ever guessed that JWOWW can paint (and draw and sketch)...like, really well? No joke, the Seaside siren created a whole bunch of art when she was a student at the New York Institute of Technology, and Gawker has been so kind to point out a website that features her work.

Now we're not very artsy-fartsy, but we did study some of the greats back in school, and sure, it's a bit of a reach, but Jenni's art called to mind a few Picasso creations we happen to adore. Before you go flipping through all of her pieces, take a look at the side-by-side paintings below and try to pick out which is which.

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Answer key:
1. JWOWW; Picasso
2. Picasso; JWOWW
3. Picasso; JWOWW

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Following JWOWW's devastating breakup with Tom on last night's episode of "Jersey Shore," the distraught castie took to Twitter to update fans on some of the items her ex-boyfriend stole (the police recovered her hard drive, but it was damaged so she was unable to retrieve anything from it). And while fans spent the night shaking their heads over Jenni's painful loss, Vinny was living it up at an old lady strip club (Dude, that sounds awful!).

Elsewhere, Angelina Pivarnick--who somehow manages to stay in the press (we take partial blame for that)--is casting for her upcoming music video, slated to shoot later this month. We just might have to show up and see if we can get some camera time.

Check out their tweets below:

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On Wednesday night, Mike "The Situation" paid a visit to "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" to chat about this season of "Jersey Shore," evil rumors (Leno read that he gained 50 pounds!) and some of his major lifelong dreams. While snagging a role alongside some of Hollywood's heavy hitters is high up on his to-do list (the guy really wants an Oscar), he's also trying to find his modern day Kelly Kapowski (from "Saved By The Bell"). Check out the interview below to hear what else the beefcake has planned, plus find out who's doing his laundry these days:

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It's been pretty obvious since the start of the season that JWOWW's relationship with Tom was in the shizzer (girl forgot their anniversary!) so it was no surprise to witness their split on tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore." It was, however, quite a shock to find out that he may have stolen her watch, hard drive and (here's the kicker...) mattress.

From what we've seen of him on the show, Tom's got a jealous streak, but he never displayed a hint of psycho-robber, so ya have to wonder what made him go berserk. Did he think that JWOWW had been unfaithful in Seaside?

In our latest installment of the "Jersey Shore Hook-up," Jenni confesses that she did have strong feelings for Roger at the time, but she absolutely, 100 percent did NOT cheat on Tom. In the video below, host Kenny Santucci seems skeptical of her defense, but we've always known JWOWW to be a straight shooter... . What's your gut saying? Check out the "Hook-up" clip, then take the poll and tell us whether or not you think Jenni and Roger got it on while she was technically still together with Tom.

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You know how when you really miss having someone in your life, you start thinking that everyday strangers look just like them? Well, on tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore," the same sorta thing happened to Team MVP. Vinny, Mike and Pauly have been without Ronnie for quite some time, so it's understandable that they took such a liking to Dean (aka Fake Ronnie), the wide-shouldered gorilla that had a lot in common with their roommate (for starters, they both date--and cheat--on girls named Sam).

+ Just how much do Dean and Ronnie look alike? Take the poll and let us know if you think they could pass for twins!

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The last time Team MVP tried to take a girl with them to the club, things ended terribly: Angelina co**-blocked everyone, then limply slapped Pauly D in the kitchen. So, we were curious what was going to happen on tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore" when Deena headed out with the boys, especially since she's already hit on Mike a number of times. But instead of throwing salt in their game, she was a knockout DTF girl herder and thoroughly impressed them all!

+ Do you think Deena made a good wingman, or was she trying too hard to get the bros' approval? Take the poll, then check out this week's "Jersey Shore Hook-Up," where Pauly gushes about her chick wrangling skills.

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