They may have opted against selling their supposed sex tapes, but now Spencer Pratt and his wife, Heidi, are being allowed a unique/bizarre chance to direct their very own dirty movies. TMZ has obtained a letter sent to Speidi by Vivid Entertainment, in which the porn video production company extends the controversial couple an offer they might not be able to refuse, considering they're now broke as a joke.
"We believe that your ability to keep a relationship exciting and fresh--which you must surely bring to the bedroom--combined with the filmmaking systems we already have in place, will yield an exciting new line of features as unexpected and erotic as your fans know you to be," writes top Vivid exec Steven Hirsch without any trace of sarcasm.
"Erotic"? In all our years of following Speidi, we've never known their PDAs to include anything more than awkward pecks on off to the side of the lips and taco feedings (please don't confuse this statement with a complaint). Plus, we realize Spencer's in the midst of making his directorial debut with "Tower 69," but how does one "Baywatch" parody under the belt (and a home video of his police standoff) translate to having expertise in filming one's sexual fantasies? We're always up for a new Spencer Pratt production, but entering his world of kinky desires gives us a major case of the ickies. You too? Share your own opinion of Speidi's possible new business venture!