We'd never suggest that the "Jersey Shore" should be used for relationship guidance, but we can't help it if we've picked up some extra knowledge while watching the hormone-charged housemates take on South Beach. Here are some things we learned this season:
Lesson 1: If you go to Club b.e.d., you'll most likely wind up in an actual bed (or in a restroom stall) with an absolute stranger (or two). But there's no guarantee you'll get some if Mike's in the room with someone who's not DTF.
Lesson 2: If a girl is DTF, then by default, she's not wife material; or conversely, if you like a chick, then you don't bang her...even if she's super hot like Rocio. In a nutshell, you only smush the ladies you loathe. Vinny gets props for following these rules the best.
Lesson 3: If you're Mike "The Situation" and bring home a Canadian, be prepared to get seriously schooled, Magna C** Loud style (side note: Can a person ever recover from writing such a sentence?).
+ Throughout the season, the unreserved couples of "Jersey Shore" have really kept us on our toes, but it's hard to say who's been our favorite to watch. So how's about you decide? Take the poll and pick the cutest duo, then feel free to share whether or not they taught you anything about the dating game! Plus, check out the "Jersey Shore Hook-up clip below to find out whether or not all the lovebirds have stayed in touch.