Sometimes it seems like there's nothing "The Situation" can do to ruin his chances at hooking up with a DTF...unless, of course, she has a boyfriend and remembers whilst lying in his bed, fully dressed in his pajamas. But there's one particular person in the "Jersey Shore" house who's been inadvertently preventing him from getting his smush on. Her name is Snooki.
Check out this bonus clip from last week's episode, where one of Mike's ladies of the night calls, but Snooki answers the phone and says he's busy having sex with someone, which of course is a lie. The guy's not even home!