Last week we had an eerie feeling that a storm was brewing when Pauly D overlooked T-Shirt time and put on a stuffy button-down--and then things got even creepier when he and Vinny erased their names from the Smush Scoreboard. A light bulb went off and we realized there was only one reasonable explanation for this behavior: she goes by the name of Rocio.
Rocio is hot, wears thong bikinis and is totally into Pauly, which kinda sucks because we want to find something wrong with her! On tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore," she showed up at Pauly's work to check in on her man, and his face totally lit up like a kid in a candy shop (that also sells gelato).
+ So what do you think of Pauly's new girl (he actually called her that!)? Is she a good match for our loveable DJ, or should he stay single and keep his Prince Albert all to himself? Take the poll and sound off!