The season has come to an end, but before we let these guys quietly sneak out the back door, we feel that it’s our civic duty to highlight their worst moments. Because that’s what bloggers do best. If you caught every episode of “Real World: New Orleans,” then you know we had tons of material to go through. Here’s what made the list:
BREAKDOWN IN THE BEDROOM
Guilty Party: Eric
Everyone knew–including Eric–that it was only a matter of time before he erupted on his inconsiderate roommate, Ryan. After c—blocking a girl, losing the car (and blaming it on other people) and then stumbling home at 2am, Eric jumped out of bed (in just his skivvies!) and threatened to kick Ryan’s booty.
BUTT OF THE JOKE
Guilty Party: Ryan
Ah yes, the infamous wiping of the bum with Preston’s cigarettes. The best part of this was the fact that Ryan kept denying that he did it (dude, it’s on camera!). Can’t wait until they get to the bottom (ha!) of it at the Reunion Special (airs next Wednesday at 10/9c)!
THE TOOTHBRUSH INCIDENT
Guilty Party: Preston
The ongoing roommate feud took an irreversible turn when Preston stole Ryan’s Sonicare toothbrush, scrubbed the toilet bowl with it and then urinated on the bristles. It was really challenging to pick a side after that. At least Presto owned up to his wrongdoing!
Guilty Party: McKenzie
Remember when that McSleazy picked up McKenzie–who goes by “Mary” when she’s wasted–at a bar, got her trashed and then tried to take her home? Thankfully, McKenzie had enough sense to jump in a cab and leave, but this was definitely one of Mary’s sketchier moments.
THE BIGGEST GULP
Guilty Party: Jemmye
It’s hard to remember a time when the Mississippi native wasn’t downing shots on Bourbon Street, but the night when she got completely obliterated and collapsed in the shower was scary. ‘Course, Knight was there to make sure nothing too bad happened.
WHO BROUGHT THE LIGHTWEIGHT?
Guilty Party: Ashlee
This incident never made it to an episode, but we dug around and found it on the Real World Dailies site (if you’re looking for extra hilarious footage, go check it out). Somehow, Ash got completely ‘faced to the point where four people had to lift her into bed.
THE DUMB GIRLFRIEND
Guilty Party: Sahar
More embarrassing than forgetting the words to her own song was when she let Pablo, her boyfriend from Michigan, blow into town and treat her like crap. On the night of her big performance, he was a drunk, unsupportive douchebag that–somehow–still managed to get the girl!
PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG
Guilty Party: Knight
On last week’s episode, Knight took his I-don’t-care-about-you attitude up a few notches when he told Jemmye “you’re only good for one thing”–while she was lying in bed next to him! His insensitive comments drove her to a breaking point, and she punched the kid in the face!
+ What was your favorite moment from the season? Did we miss anything? Sound off in the comments!