Now that the "Jersey Shore" fam has wrapped filming of Season 3 in Seaside Heights (check out pics from MTV's recent cast photo shoot!), they're making the rounds in Hollywood. From Sunday night's unforgettable appearance on the VMA stage to today's "Ellen DeGeneres Show", fresh one-liners are floatin' around the interwebs like bite-size pieces of candy uploaded to ease your workday.
Check out the video of the cast's hilarious visit to Ellen, in which Vinny rates "Jersey Shore" lower than equal rights and poverty on the totem poll of America's problems (phew!), and Snooki complains that she "didn't even get a bologna sandwich" while detained in jail for being a public nuisance. The horror!