Earlier this summer, Ronnie not only told us that the "Jersey Shore" house had a Smush Room, but that the territory was so damn filthy it was basically a biohazard. It's hard to imagine that any of the guys had success wooing a Miami girl into their filth trap of soiled sheets and last night's smeared bronzer, but who are we kidding? They're pros at the art of, er, romance.
On tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore," we watched The Situation outperform himself during a tricky game of 4 on 3. After a 30-second time-out (in which he placed two girls in Ronnie's room) and a successful Team MVP huddle, he drew up a game plan that guaranteed them all a victory (writing this is seriously making us lose interest in sports by the millisecond).
Check out this Jersey Shore Hook-up clip, where Mike explains how the Smash Squad (yup, that's what he's calling his team) earned their points (and who got the most), and why sleeping with a grenade gets you a big fat zero.