Oh, stop your bitching and moaning about Mike Sorrentino's supposed overexposure. Given the consistent 5+ milli ratings for MTV's "Jersey Shore," you ain't sick of seeing The Situation's mug smeared across every media outlet just yet -- a good thing considering TMZ is reporting that he just signed a 400k contract to be the spokesperson for Devotion, a novel brand of vodka that claims to contain a clear protein called Casein. Oooh, like Vitamin Water, but without all that annoying hydration. Warning: If you drink too much, you could wind up flexing over the toilet bowl all night (a la Ron), or worse: lifting grenades. Sounds like a job fit for the king of shady hookups!