Leave it up to Mike "The Situation" to examine a potentially threatening hookup scenario and develop a defense strategy faster than JWOWW can humiliate Snooki's ex. Hot girls are always throwing themselves at Team MVP (Mike, Vinny and Pauly D), so we don't understand why the guys keep inviting over -- we're gonna say it nicer than they would -- less than hot women. Guess we should already know the answer to that one: Sitch is a numbers man and he likes to play the odds.
Check out a sneak peek of this week's episode, where the boys bring two sets of girls back to the house (by their standards, three are smush-worthy; one is not), and instead of sending one team home like last season, Mike attempts to make it work by splitting everyone up and extracting the grenade.