After secretly campaigning to shake his situation for yet another wildly popular TV series, EOnline reported today that Mike Sorrentino of "Jersey Shore" fame (and Audrina Patridge from "The Hills"!) will indeed be a featured competitor on "Dancing with the Stars" (ABC's official announcement airs next Monday after "Bachelor Pad"). But is The Sitch skilled in anything besides the art of fist-pumping and The Dougie? And will the endearing egomaniac be able to he swallow his pride when those brutal judges inevitably give him a tough critique?
GTL is about to become Grinding, Tango and Lambada, and oh, the burning questions we have -- the most pressing of them being, Just how many more punny "Situation"-related headlines can the blog-reading public take? (Hopefully a lot more, we happen to be the biggest culprit.)
+ We're psyched to see "The Situation" flaunt his fancy(?) footwork on the dance floor, but we're not quite sure how he'll stack up against the other celebs. How do you think he'll do? Take the poll!