We've been so caught up in Angelina's slow-mo slap and Ronnie's relationship blunders that we completely overlooked one of the most ridiculous moments from last week's episode of "Jersey Shore." Not long after basically-blind sunglass-sporting Snooki caused their chicken dinner to belly flop onto the floor, Mike "The Situation" came up with a backup plan and called in a meal. The best part was watching him place the order:
Mike: Yeah, I'd like to place an order for pickup.
Guy On Phone: What's your name?
Mike: Situation.
Guy On Phone: The name?
Mike: Yeah, that is Situation. Capital S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
Guy On Phone: Whatever man, what's the order?
Check out this Jersey Shore Hook-up video, where host Kenny Santucci asks him whether or not he's ever considered legally changing his name (he wouldn't be the first MTV-er that's tried). He might not be ready for that, but he does sign "The Situation" on his checks.