Everyone in the "Jersey Shore" house knows about Ronnie's sloppy three-way club hookup ... except Sammi. After a failed attempt at probing the guys for more info, she apologized to Ron for going through his phone book (seriously, who uses phone books?), then proved her undying love for him by playing nurse while he got his obliques tatted. After coming out of surgery leaving the tattoo parlor, he realized that Sam's always there for him (except, of course, when she's not and he decides to motorboat the Jell-O shot girl) and got all mushy with her. Sam might be ready to rekindle their cuddle sessions, but she's def not finished with her Club Ronnie investigation.
Check out this deleted scene from last week, where Sammi puts the girls on the spot and asks them for the dirt. They know better than to play the role of the snitch, and even though Snooki and JWOWW really want her to know, they're keeping hush. Will anyone tell her?