We're all vulnerable to crime, even our precious "Jersey Shore" casties. While partying at Mega Jam on Long Island this past weekend, Angelina learned that lesson firsthand -- her digital camera and pricey Gucci heels were reportedly taken from her dressing room. It's really been bugging us ... what kind of pix she could possibly have on that memory card, and unless the sticky-fingered culprit decides to sell them to celeb-busting site, RadarOnline.com, there's no chance we'll ever find out. Which is why we took it upon ourselves to make a few guesses:
Kim Kardashian
What better way for Angelina to emulate her self-proclaimed doppelgänger than to store photos of Kim in her camera?
Staten Island Ferry
'Lina might be a world traveler, but she's gotta have images of home close by. The Staten Island Ferry, where dreams are made of. Toot, toot!
Pauly D
He'd rather keep their hookup past under wraps, but we're pretty sure she snaps photos of her crush/roomie when he's not looking (er, we sometimes do the same thing).
Nameless Ex-Boyfriend
We all know that the reason Angelina left Season 1 was to be with her unavailable boyfriend (dude was married, remember?!), but since we never got to see him on camera, we sorta pictured him looking like Simon Cowell. Is that weird?