Holy mother of intimacy, there was so much hooking up on tonight's episode of "Real World: New Orleans" that we felt down 'n' dirty just watching it! While Preston was knockin' boots with Maxwell and "Big Thang" (on different nights, thankfully), Knight finally proved his white boy stamina and sealed the deal with Jemmye. Even Ryan, who Preston claimed is only moderately heterosexual, managed to talk McKenzie's out-of-town buddy Suze into spending the night.
We were surprised to see Ryan channel his man energy elsewhere (he seemed totally smitten with his blonde roomie), but we're not in the business of judging others (that's what Mother Theresa McKenzie's for -- Zing!). After getting in the way the first night, 'Kenzie found herself at a loss of words when Suze disobeyed her wishes and decided to cuddle with Ryan anyway.
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