Sure, maybe it's not over 'til the fat Size XXS lady sings (help us), but the marriage is definitely much closer to its official end now that Heidi Montag has filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt. You got it, Heids actually went through with the legal proceeding this morning in Santa Monica Superior Court, People.com reported. Her lawyer Joseane Farrell told the site, "The couple has agreed they would like their divorce to be finalized in a timely manner in an out of court settlement. Both parties are amicable with each other and over the possibility of finalizing their divorce."
When they said "I do" back in April 2009, many people -- including us -- were unconvinced the union would last forever, but we're sorta surprised it only stuck for a year. And maybe we're a little crushed, too. What other Hollywood couple encourages so much eye-rolling and ridiculous watercooler conversation? Where will we turn when we're jonesing for paparazzi pics of the smiley duo sporting his and hers guns, and wigs, and surgical masks?
For now, we're still holding out for the big "ha ha" moment, when Speidi announces to the world that this whole thing was a scam from the start. C'mon guys, pretty please? We might actually wind up missing you two together.
