Having a flirty ex slap a friend badge on your forehead is like being told the cafeteria's all outta turkey burgers when you're staring right at 'em. (Damn that chef at the grill!) On tonight's episode of "The Hills," Brody's relentless "you're like a sister" talk threw Kristin over the edge, so she resorted to the only game plan she could rely on: revenge. But after impressively flirting (a lot!) with Will The Bartender, B-Money still managed to keep any/all jealousy under wraps. In honor of K-Cav's valiant yet unsuccessful effort, we've rounded up the 4 best ways to fill an old lovah with gut-twisting regret. (Don't deny it -- you know you've tried!)
1. Update Your Facebook Status
Nothing hits an ex below the belt like filling their News Feed with bright red hearts indicating that you're now "In A Relationship." If you're not quite ready to commit, you can always just write something vague and cheeky such as, "Who knew blind dates could be so much fun?!"
2. Take Phony Phone Calls
Say you're still hanging out (i.e. hooking up) with your former flame (like Kristin's been doing with Brody), but he's playing it cool (like Brody's been doing with Kristin). Arrange for a friend to call you continuously while you're out with him. It's up to you if you want to answer or keep sending them to voice mail, but either way you'll seem super popular!
3. Stalk, Then Flaunt
Find out where your ex is gonna be on a weekend night. Use Foursquare, Twitter -- whatever you can. Rally up a hot date and "accidentally" bump into him at said place. Make sure you and your boy toy are dressed to the 10s.
4. Stay In The Circle
If there's an organic way for you to develop a better relationship with his buds, then do it! By squeezing into your ex's close-knit circle, they'll feel like you've taken something sacred from them (we know, we're kinda evil), and most important, they'll feel like you are EVERYWHERE. Mwahhahahaha!