VIDEO: Warren Defends His Kidnapping Crusade

Warren the Ape knows a lot about being a f***up, so recently he decided he wanted to make a difference by speaking to a group of at-risk kids. Except the students he ended up meeting were a bunch of straightlaced smarty-pants destined for a life led behind picket fences. Natch, our fuzzy friend felt it necessary to show them the rough streets (ya know, just in case they ever want to throw their own bright future out the window).

Below, check out bonus footage from tonight’s episode, where the self-appointed chaperone explains why kidnapping these kids and taking them to crack dens and strip clubs was all done out of love.