Slovakia knocked out Italy during Friday's World Cup, and Pauly D showed off his sincere heartache by bearing the weight of the world on his shoulders hair. Considering that a regulation-size FIFA soccer ball weighs just under a pound -- which is sorta the equivalent to a 16-ounce bottle of Ron Ron juice -- we're friggin' impressed with the strength and fortitude of the "Jersey Shore" star's spikes. Our limp locks can barely hold a ponytail, even shellacked in Aqua Net.