While Spencer sits on an impenetrable throne at Pratt Productions, recent reports suggest that Heidi's estranged hubby is totally broke. According to RadarOnline.com, Spencer's been living on credit cards and, er, not much else. And since we've never been the type to just sit and watch people flounder, we've come up with four quick money-making ideas that our natural born hustler can put into motion right now!
1. eBay
There's no denying that Speidi has a celebrity following, so he should try auctioning off some memorabilia, like a signed copy of "How To Be Famous" or even Heidi's first pair of silicone boobies. Sounds gross, but you can't underestimate the buying prowess of eBay-ers.
2. Ponzi Scheme
OK, this is totally fraudulent and illegal, but it's super trendy -- especially if you get caught and go to jail for it! Totally up Spencer's alley.
3. Hock His Crystal Collection
We refuse to believe that Spencer spent $500,000 on healing rocks, but even if he spent a fraction of that, there's gotta be some sort of resale value, right? He should go through his collection, pick out some really rare gems and get some cash money for those babies. (Cuz, believe us, they're not working.)
4. Take Online Surveys
There's no better way to build confidence than to take surveys. After all, "your opinion matters." Since Spencer's notorious outbursts make us think he's been coping with feeling stifled, this is a great way for him to feel heard. Spence, You don't like that bar of soap? Well, here's your chance to tell the world!