Snooki's on a manhunt. The "Jersey Shore" princess just finished shooting in Miami for Season 2 and has already made a dating video outlining the type of man she'll be looking for in Seaside Heights. So what are her criteria? Let's start with a non-scary, tan, funny, Ed Hardy-loving, gorilla-status muscle man. (Who doesn't want that?)
We decided to help our girl out and line up five guys that match her requirements ... sorta. Watch Snooki's video, then check out our picks and see if you agree!
MARIO LOPEZ
Why He Fits The Bill: Mario has many of the qualities Snooki's looking for: an amazing physique, golden glow and charming personality. Plus, she already asked him out at the Grammys, so all he needs to do is say yes.
What Snooki Might Say: "Hook that up already!"
BRET MICHAELS
Why He Fits The Bill: The old-school rocker wears diamond-encrusted clothes and accessories that closely resemble that of the Ed Hardy brand. Plus, he loves to party at the club. (Guess they'll just have to dance to different music.)
What Snooki Might Say: "I can beat up the beat with anyone."
WARREN THE APE
Why He Fits The Bill: OK, so we took her a bit too literally, but hey, she asked for a gorilla and we got her one. Hey, Warren always calls it like it is, so they've got a lot in common!
What Snooki Might Say: "Sure, why not? I've kissed worse."
VIN DIESEL
Why He Fits The Bill: His perfectly sculpted biceps and chiseled abs put him high up on any girl's list. He's not entirely meathead-y either -- did you see "The Pacifier"?
What Snooki Might Say: "Come to mama!"
GEORGE HAMILTON
Why He Fits The Bill: So he's way, way older than her, but the man's been rocking that orange-hue before Snooki even knew how to pouf. If she wants a guy with deep color, then George is the best man for the job.
What Snooki Might Say: "Hell to the no, but I'd def go tanning with him!"