Kelly Cutrone's been warning Whitney Port about Roxy Olin for quite some time now. On last night's episode of "The City," not only did Roxy come late to the Glamour magazine appointment, but she dribbled out some nonsense about hookers to the editors. (Rox, Condé Nast eds don't wanna hear about tramps when they're playing with tulle and taffeta!). So since it's FINALLY becoming clear to Whit that Rox might not be best for business, here are some other careers she should consider.
1. TALK SHOW HOST
Why It's A Good Fit: Roxy's irreverent attitude and loud mouth makes her a shoe-in for this sort of gig. She can run the floor, dominate the conversation and be as cheeky as she wants. If she could somehow finagle to get Kelly as her first guest, her ratings would go through the roof!
2. PHOTOGRAPHY ASSISTANT
Why It's A Good Fit: While she's a total mess when it comes to classy fashion engagements, she's pretty good at guerrilla-style photo shoots. She just needs to assist a take-no-sh** photographer that she can't boss around.
3. STYLIST
Why It's A Good Fit: Her fashion taste rubs Whitney the wrong way, but that doesn't mean her eye for ballerina-gone-punk-gone-hooker won't appeal to, err, someone! Not every stylist is gonna be dressing clients for the Grammys; all Rox needs is another "freak" to style.
4. DEEJAY
Why It's A Good Fit: Remember when Whitney had her all-important casting call for Whitney Eve, and all Rox's one-track mind was focused on was the tracks for the runway show? Kells yelled at her for not paying attention, but maybe spinning music is her calling? DJ Reef (get it, like as in rocks?).
+ What do you think of our career picks? Have a job in mind for Roxy that we missed? Sound off in the comments!