It's been a few days since Snooki ditched her boy toy (apparently she thought Emilio was using her for fame), and aside from her postmortem hookup with "The Situation," we haven't heard many more details (like HOW they broke up -- she's in Miami, he's in the Northeast -- and whether or not they've spoken since). Well, thank goodness for the tabloid media.
This just in ... According to People.com, Snooks called things off over voice mail (via duck phone?!), leaving the following message at the crack of dawn: “You’re nothing. You’re single.”
And how are the ex-lovebirds dealing with each other now? "I talked to her yesterday afternoon, and I fought with her,” Emilio told People.com. “I [told her] she has no reason to be mad -- and she hung up on me."
Moral of the story? Do not get on Shnickers' bad side ... there's no coming back!