Everyone knows you don't bring sand to the beach (especially Miami Beach!), so it's no wonder that Snooki and matchy-matchy beau Emilio have broken up.
According to TMZ, Snooki and Emilio are D-to-the-Unzo because she discovered he was using her to up his MTV clout and get on the "Real World." But who even knows if that's the whole story. I mean, Emilio got together with Snooks when the "Jersey Shore" cast was eating like kings, and now they're in South Beach scooping up gelato for the local beach bums. Maybe HE was the one who lost interest!
+ Regardless of who ended things, it looks as if we might not be seeing Emilio on Season 2. Tell us what you think: Did he do it all for the (S)nookie?