Dear Theresa,
This is difficult for us to say, cuz we both belong to the same kickass gender and all -- plus, we think you're an awfully nice person -- but here's the prob: Ya kinda need to STFU about wanting to hook up with Kenny Wes. He's heard the news (everyone in Whistler has), and it's not like dude's wetting his pants. Let's face it: A 'sure thing' isn't enticing, especially to the competitive type like Wes. So ... here are a few homegrown suggestions for how to get the guy without making yourself look shallow and desperate.
1) Ever heard of playing hard to get? We're not saying you have to go that far (we know, it's lonely up in the mountains, and a man's thermal underwear can be such an aphrodisiac), but how about you start off the flirtation with something closer to less easy to get? You don't need to paint sexual innuendo on your forehead to git some in your pants.
2) Stop asking everyone in the house for advice on who to hit on. Neither Wes or Kenny have wasted more than two minutes talking about you.
3) No more assuming that either guy will care whether you want him or not. Yes, you're pretty. But pretty girls are a dime a dozen. Win a Challenge (or just try to be athletic) -- that's bound to peak their interest more.
4) Go for a stand-up guy, like Landon. Kenny and Wes will destroy your soul.
Guess that's all (for now). Again, it wasn't easy for us to write such harsh stuff ... but ladies need to look out for each other and make sure everyone's reppin' true. Do us proud, Theresa.
Sincerely,
Remote Control