According to our good friends at MTV News, Seaside Heights is shaping up to become the East Coast's the country's the universe's next big tourist attraction -- especially now that our network has announced the "Jersey Shore" cast's well-played return to the hood this summer.
"Now that the show is coming back, we can't even calculate the economic benefit," Maria Maruca, executive director of the Seaside Heights Business Improvement District, told our sister site. And hey, what's not to like about a hyper-colored beach town that promises any ol' small-time stalker a run-in with Snooki and/or "The Situation"?
I'm a Nantucket gal myself -- I'd rather catch Tiger Woods in hiding since "The Shore" kids are pretty reliable about stopping by the office for weekly bitch sessions. (Fun Fact: Pauly D's very punctual.) But how many of you superfans would be interested in heading out to Seaside Heights for a nice, relaxing ridiculously bananas vacay come July? Take the poll and tell us in the comments who you'd want to "bump into" most!