When it comes to all the sticky love sitches that "The Hills'" hormone-charged fellas get themselves into, one man holds the record -- the Brodester. He’s revved his mustang ‘round the girls a number of times, sometimes stealing friends of friends and often flirting with their rivals. So let's review some of our favorite Brody Jenner babes.
JAYDE
Why She Was Good For Him: Jayde is probably the biggest byotch in "Hills" country, but she's also a ridiculously hot piece of arm candy, and what man doesn't want that?
Why She Wasn't: A potty-mouthed Playmate, Jayde was always too eager to throw down with just about anyone. Especially Brody's exes.
AUDRINA
Why She Was Good For Him: She got under Jayde's skin and totally knocked the bunny off her tail, so that alone justified the scandalous Hawaiian hookup.
Why She Wasn't: She only pretend-slept with Brody to get back at Justin, which was totally lame on her part.
KRISTIN
Why She Was Good For Him: K-Cav's always been a ride-or-die kinda chick and even stuck by Brody's side when spastic Jayde got all gangsta in her face. Plus, Brody admits that he'll always have feelings for her. (Aww.)
Why She Wasn't: She's stood on the sidelines for too many of Brody's love-tangled fiascoes, so even though his momsers totes wants her in the fam, it might be too late to get back into the ("vanilla") sack with him.
LAUREN
Why She Was Good For Him: Lauren was one of the few girls that got Brody to expose his chivalrous side.
Why She Wasn't: She always downplayed their relationship, constantly claiming that they were just friends. By the time she finally admitted that they were seeing each other, he'd peaced out.
WHITNEY
Why She Was Good For Him: Whit's a tough fish to catch, and everyone likes a chase. Even after getting smoochy with Brody in Vegas, she told him to back up.
Why She Wasn't: Whit probably would have been able to stand her ground had they dated, but their relationship never went beyond a (presumably) sloppy kiss.
+ So which babe was your favorite? Tell us in the comments!